Food for Thought or Laugh

Both The French and the Germans are arrogant
But only the Germans have a right to me
(Ingeborg Boyd)

Where would we be without a sense of humor?

I never say a ugly bride
Or a pretty baby

Men marry women thinking they will never change
Women marry men thinking they can change them
They are both wrong

When they are young
They step on your toes
Then when they grow up
They step on your heart

Why Men prefer dogs
Cats are like wives
Dogs are like girlfriends

There are two ways to fight with women
Neither works

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig.
You get dirty, and besides the pig likes it.
George Bernard Shaw

More (if not better) quotes


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